YOU HAVE TO DO IT :P

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• Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

• My girlfriend is always telling me to fuck her silly so today I went and bought a clown suit. FMSL

• Today, my mom called the cable company because her remote control wasn't working. The operator replied,"How far away is your tv?" My mom said about 3 feet. He then told her to get up and change the channel. I have a new hero.MLIA

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